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:41:00
What are you reading?
:41:02
- Nothing.
- It's gotta be something.

:41:06
Why are you talking to me?
:41:08
I don't know. It's quiet
around here. I'm Matthew.

:41:11
- What's your name?
- Ghost face.

:41:14
What?
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- They called me so in high school.
- I'm sorry.

:41:19
It's okay. I kind of like it.
It's better than being called...

:41:22
"The Poster Child for Abortion" or
"The Girl with the Vertical Smile".

:41:26
I was trying to be friendly.
:41:30
Maybe she could tell still
thought she was contagious.

:41:33
Men wanna be quarantined
from unattractive girls.

:41:36
We place so much emphasis
on physical beauty...

:41:39
we're afraid to be infected by
one of these girls' inner beauty.

:41:43
Let's not have a pity party.
Please, you're blocking my light.

:41:54
Thanks for getting us the
Lifetime channel, Matthew.

:41:57
No problem. Just don't tell
anybody I pirated. It's a felony.

:42:02
Anybody up for a game? How about
you, Matt? 0r are you chicken?

:42:11
Our grudge match escalated
into a cold war of words.

:42:14
Girls are just users. Look at the
praying mantis, for instance.

:42:17
After they're finished doing the nasty,
the female eats the head...

:42:20
...of her male mate.
- I should expect a remark like that...

:42:22
from someone who thinks a car
is an extension of his penis.

:42:25
And a person is an extension
of a woman's vagina?

:42:28
Score!
:42:32
We aren't filthy pigs like men.
We're always picking after you.

:42:35
Why are you so worked up? PMS and
quitting smoking at the same time?

:42:39
A woman can't get mad, unless it's
her period! You're so close-minded!

:42:44
Yeah, but about
all the right things.

:42:48
Goal! Two - zip.
Time to strip.

:42:54
America is so one-sided. Wedding
gifts are a demonstration of that.

:42:57
What all the newly-weds get?
Kitchen stuff. Girlie crap.


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