Anybody up for a game? How about
you, Matt? 0r are you chicken?
Our grudge match escalated
into a cold war of words.
Girls are just users. Look at the
praying mantis, for instance.
After they're finished doing the nasty,
the female eats the head...
...of her male mate.
- I should expect a remark like that...
from someone who thinks a car
is an extension of his penis.
And a person is an extension
of a woman's vagina?
Score!
We aren't filthy pigs like men.
We're always picking after you.
Why are you so worked up? PMS and
quitting smoking at the same time?
A woman can't get mad, unless it's
her period! You're so close-minded!
Yeah, but about
all the right things.
Goal! Two - zip.
Time to strip.
America is so one-sided. Wedding
gifts are a demonstration of that.
What all the newly-weds get?
Kitchen stuff. Girlie crap.

Small trade-off for having
to cook for some lazy ass man!
Lazy? Then answer me this:
When you're walking with a girl...
why does the guy have to slow
down, instead of her speeding up?
Who said going slower is better?
It's not. Going faster is better.
And more exercise.
How about that?
Goal.
At least, we don't start wars.
Maybe if we got laid a little bit
more often, we wouldn't be so.
Maybe you'd get laid more often, if
you knew what you're doing in bed.
You've got it easy. You touch
a guy anywhere and it feels good.
With a woman, it's like
finding a needle in a haystack.
While we're on the subject, you
find it gross to go down on a guy...
and, when you do it,
it's like a really big deal!
But guys are willing to go diving
for oysters anytime, anywhere.
We're more willing to give
pleasure, we're less selfish.
At this remark, I thought Arlene
would spontaneously combust.
- You're so sexist!
- You know what? I am.
- So are you.
- I am not!
You sound like Louis Farrakhan
saying only white men are racist.