:42:02
Anybody up for a game? How about
you, Matt? 0r are you chicken?
:42:11
Our grudge match escalated
into a cold war of words.
:42:14
Girls are just users. Look at the
praying mantis, for instance.
:42:17
After they're finished doing the nasty,
the female eats the head...
:42:20
...of her male mate.
- I should expect a remark like that...
:42:22
from someone who thinks a car
is an extension of his penis.
:42:25
And a person is an extension
of a woman's vagina?
:42:28
Score!
:42:32
We aren't filthy pigs like men.
We're always picking after you.
:42:35
Why are you so worked up? PMS and
quitting smoking at the same time?
:42:39
A woman can't get mad, unless it's
her period! You're so close-minded!
:42:44
Yeah, but about
all the right things.
:42:48
Goal! Two - zip.
Time to strip.
:42:54
America is so one-sided. Wedding
gifts are a demonstration of that.
:42:57
What all the newly-weds get?
Kitchen stuff. Girlie crap.
:43:00
Small trade-off for having
to cook for some lazy ass man!
:43:03
Lazy? Then answer me this:
When you're walking with a girl...
:43:07
why does the guy have to slow
down, instead of her speeding up?
:43:11
Who said going slower is better?
It's not. Going faster is better.
:43:15
And more exercise.
How about that?
:43:17
Goal.
:43:20
At least, we don't start wars.
:43:23
Maybe if we got laid a little bit
more often, we wouldn't be so.
:43:26
Maybe you'd get laid more often, if
you knew what you're doing in bed.
:43:29
You've got it easy. You touch
a guy anywhere and it feels good.
:43:33
With a woman, it's like
finding a needle in a haystack.
:43:36
While we're on the subject, you
find it gross to go down on a guy...
:43:40
and, when you do it,
it's like a really big deal!
:43:42
But guys are willing to go diving
for oysters anytime, anywhere.
:43:45
We're more willing to give
pleasure, we're less selfish.
:43:48
At this remark, I thought Arlene
would spontaneously combust.
:43:51
- You're so sexist!
- You know what? I am.
:43:55
- So are you.
- I am not!
:43:57
You sound like Louis Farrakhan
saying only white men are racist.