:52:07
Care to come in and share
a bowl of Captain Crunch?
:52:11
Patty had a way of even making
"Captain Crunch" sound sexy.
:52:15
No, I have work to do.
:52:18
Look, don't be afraid. I know you
like some other girl than me.
:52:23
Here, have some.
It's the original.
:52:29
There's some syrup to put on it.
That's how I like it.
:52:33
How do you know I like
some other girl?
:52:36
- By the way that you look at me.
- And how is that?
:52:41
There's a certain way a man
stares at the woman he loves.
:52:46
The man looks like
a boy on his birthday.
:52:49
And he treats the woman
as if she were a gift...
:52:53
that he's waited
so long to open...
:52:55
and now he can't wait to see
what the treasure is inside.
:53:01
You don't give me that look.
:53:05
You know how Captain Hook
could always hear the crocodile...
:53:08
from the tic-tac of his
clock in the crock's belly?
:53:11
That's the way it was for me
with Crick and his nicotine gum.
:53:20
- I knew I'd find you two together.
- He was all high on nicotine gum.
:53:24
I had to get Patty
out of there.
:53:26
The best way to do that was to
focus his testosterone on me.
:53:31
You know something, Crick,
I was wondering.
:53:33
The bad guys of the world really
know they're being bad...
:53:36
or they think they're good guys
when they act like sphincters?
:53:40
I don't know.
You tell me, smart guy.
:53:42
- So you think you're a good guy?
- I know I am.
:53:45
You're the one who's trying to
steal my chick. I'm the cool one.
:53:49
Cool? That's another thing
that bothers me.
:53:52
I was just reading that one in
six people think they're cool.
:53:54
What is that like? A billion people
are cool? That just can't be right!
:53:59
If everybody is cool,
then really nobody is cool.