:59:08
I used her.
:59:10
- I feel terrible.
- Don't worry about it.
:59:15
Did I tell you I'm up to
15 pounds over here?
:59:18
I treated her like she was
my sexual training wheels...
:59:21
something I'd use to learn and I'd
discard when I no longer need them.
:59:24
And what if the elevator girl finds
out? She's gonna think I'm a dick.
:59:29
Man, it's your manifest
destiny to nail her.
:59:34
in every species, it's the male
function to perpetuate its line.
:59:39
Why should it be
any different for you?
:59:41
You should embrace
your destiny, not deny it.
:59:44
How are you gonna get by with
this attitude towards women, Rod?
:59:47
I'm gonna get rich. I'll give me
one of those low-life whores...
:59:51
give her a nice car, a bunch
of credit cards, lots of cash.
:59:55
in return, she'll take care of the
kids and give me sex on demand.
1:00:00
What's your problem? What happened
to make you hate women so much?
1:00:04
- There's no problem.
- Something had happened. I knew it.
1:00:08
There was definitely
a horror in Rod's past.
1:00:11
And it was the encounter with the
monster that Rod called "woman".
1:00:15
- What's your horror story?
- There's no story, man.
1:00:19
You're the one that's got
a problem with women, not me.
1:00:22
Maybe if you tried this thing, you
wouldn't be so nervous all the time.
1:00:26
Not only have my length and girth
increased, but so has my virility, baby.
1:00:32
Just the other day,
I boned this girl all night long.
1:00:36
Yeah? What girl?
1:00:38
Francesca.
1:00:41
- Yeah, right!
- Yeah, man. She's doable.
1:00:45
- In your dreams!
- She is, man. I'm telling you!
1:00:50
We had sex all night long. She may
be ugly, but I ain't complaining.
1:00:55
I'm shepherd happy.
1:00:58
God, I hate guys