1:02:09
I lost her.
1:02:20
- Do you wanna talk about it?
- No, I'm okay.
1:02:25
My anti-intimacy force field
was on the autopilot.
1:02:28
Come on, might make you
feel better.
1:02:31
I was feeling so bad, I decided to
put the anti-intimacy on manual.
1:02:36
- I lowered it.
- Tell me about it.
1:02:45
I figured she had
a boyfriend...
1:02:47
or she was drunk that night
and she didn't remember.
1:02:51
0r I deluded myself into thinking
she thought I was some pre-med...
1:02:55
or pre-law Adonis, and that
wouldn't care when I found her.
1:02:59
I never thought it was
because she didn't like me.
1:03:02
- Maybe there's another reason.
- I don't think so.
1:03:07
I should've figured it had
something to do with me.
1:03:10
Testosterone must really
fill the ego, because...
1:03:13
I've stored plenty of both.
I'm just a big steaming pile of loser.
1:03:18
What do you think I am? It's midnight
and I'm cleaning my room.
1:03:22
- Is your mom coming tomorrow?
- Yeah, you guessed it.
1:03:27
How do you get along
with your folks?
1:03:30
in 9th grade, I wanted to read
these James Bond novels.
1:03:33
My mom wouldn't allow it, unless
my father cut out the sex scenes.
1:03:37
She said, "That doesn't happen in
real life". And certainly not to me.
1:03:42
I had to get glasses. I begged my
mom to let me get contact lenses.
1:03:45
"lf I get glasses, mom, I couldn't
be handsome like James Bond".
1:03:50
She just never let me feel like
I could be sexy.
1:03:54
- I still feel that way.
- God!
1:03:58
Parents always try to turn us into
something we don't wanna be!