1:03:02
- Maybe there's another reason.
- I don't think so.
1:03:07
I should've figured it had
something to do with me.
1:03:10
Testosterone must really
fill the ego, because...
1:03:13
I've stored plenty of both.
I'm just a big steaming pile of loser.
1:03:18
What do you think I am? It's midnight
and I'm cleaning my room.
1:03:22
- Is your mom coming tomorrow?
- Yeah, you guessed it.
1:03:27
How do you get along
with your folks?
1:03:30
in 9th grade, I wanted to read
these James Bond novels.
1:03:33
My mom wouldn't allow it, unless
my father cut out the sex scenes.
1:03:37
She said, "That doesn't happen in
real life". And certainly not to me.
1:03:42
I had to get glasses. I begged my
mom to let me get contact lenses.
1:03:45
"lf I get glasses, mom, I couldn't
be handsome like James Bond".
1:03:50
She just never let me feel like
I could be sexy.
1:03:54
- I still feel that way.
- God!
1:03:58
Parents always try to turn us into
something we don't wanna be!
1:04:02
I wish I could be more than
my parents' perfect little girl.
1:04:13
That looks like fun.
1:04:15
Wait. 0nly I'm allowed to.
1:04:18
- Now we're even.
- Really?