1:05:21
Hi, mom.
1:05:24
This is Matt.
1:05:27
Finals were nearing, and so was
the end of the school year .
1:05:30
I was running out of time.
1:05:33
Look what it did to my
"Pride and Prejudice" tape.
1:05:36
This is a catastrophe!
1:05:39
I had one last chance,
one last strategy.
1:05:42
If I improved myself, doing more
than keeping my nails clean...
1:05:48
maybe my cosmetic destiny
might change her opinion of me.
1:05:51
She was out there
somewhere watching me.
1:05:54
I decided, the first step in my
taking a scouring to my soul...
1:05:58
...was peace in the gender war.
- Another point, pussies?
1:06:01
- Forget it. I'm outta here.
- Come on, just one more game!
1:06:04
I'll play.
1:06:06
I was a maze by how well Arlene
and I complemented each other.
1:06:09
Arlene had a soft touch,
knowing just where to set me up.
1:06:12
She let my power game
do its magic.
1:06:17
She was an excellent
cheer-leader.
1:06:20
She never got pissed
when I blew a point.
1:06:22
It's okay, you're doing good.
You get it next time.
1:06:25
My balls and her energy drove us
to new performance heights.
1:06:29
Come on, Arlene, smoke them!
1:06:35
Our masculine and feminine sides
brought up the best in each other.
1:06:41
We went together,
like yinandyang.
1:06:43
Potato chips and soda.
Men and women.
1:06:47
Because Crick and his buddy had
the same styles, they often collided.
1:06:51
They were missing something. They
had the power, but no strategy.
1:06:55
There was too much ego. They spent
more time fighting each other.