1:13:03
And if that wasn't
bad enough...
1:13:05
I discovered Rod choking the
chicken to the video I made of Dora.
1:13:10
What happened to your dick?
1:13:16
It's called hypospadias.
The hole in your dick is...
1:13:21
it's not on the tip,
it's underneath.
1:13:24
Spooky! It's kind of like having
your mouth below your chin.
1:13:28
Sort of.
1:13:30
Don't tell anyone, alright?
1:13:33
Specially those girls you've
been hanging out with.
1:13:36
I showed it to a girl once,
and she freaked out.
1:13:40
It was then I realized
this was Rod's horror.
1:13:51
I haven't taken it out in front
of a chick ever since.
1:13:56
So how do you pee?
1:14:00
I either, you know,
lift it up real high or...
1:14:03
if I'm lazy, I just give it
a twist or something.
1:14:07
So this was what
it was all about.
1:14:09
The penile power was a way
to prove his manhood.
1:14:12
And to build himself up,
Rod had to run down women.
1:14:16
Men are so insecure
about their masculinity.
1:14:19
What pathetic
creatures we are.
1:14:21
- You must think I'm a total faggot.
- No. Not at all.
1:14:26
Did you ever see the James Bond flick
"The Man with the Golden Gun"?
1:14:29
- Yeah, what about it?
- Remember Scaramaga's 3rd nipple?
1:14:32
- Yeah, so?
- It was the "superfluous papilla".
1:14:35
And Bond made a fake one so he can
get in the Scaramaga's hide-out.
1:14:40
You're missing the point. The 3rd
nipple was a sign of sexual virility.
1:14:44
So maybe your penis doesn't
make you an elephant man.
1:14:47
Maybe it makes you
a superman.
1:14:50
Cool.
1:14:52
I had learned something
from Rod's groinular fixation.
1:14:55
His horror was my horror too.
It was everymen's horror.
1:14:59
Deny we may, but we're all
afraid of women.