1:14:00
I either, you know,
lift it up real high or...
1:14:03
if I'm lazy, I just give it
a twist or something.
1:14:07
So this was what
it was all about.
1:14:09
The penile power was a way
to prove his manhood.
1:14:12
And to build himself up,
Rod had to run down women.
1:14:16
Men are so insecure
about their masculinity.
1:14:19
What pathetic
creatures we are.
1:14:21
- You must think I'm a total faggot.
- No. Not at all.
1:14:26
Did you ever see the James Bond flick
"The Man with the Golden Gun"?
1:14:29
- Yeah, what about it?
- Remember Scaramaga's 3rd nipple?
1:14:32
- Yeah, so?
- It was the "superfluous papilla".
1:14:35
And Bond made a fake one so he can
get in the Scaramaga's hide-out.
1:14:40
You're missing the point. The 3rd
nipple was a sign of sexual virility.
1:14:44
So maybe your penis doesn't
make you an elephant man.
1:14:47
Maybe it makes you
a superman.
1:14:50
Cool.
1:14:52
I had learned something
from Rod's groinular fixation.
1:14:55
His horror was my horror too.
It was everymen's horror.
1:14:59
Deny we may, but we're all
afraid of women.
1:15:03
Every single one of them.
Time had run out.
1:15:07
Finals were in a week. Soon,
everyone would be leaving the dorms.
1:15:11
The next semester, some would
relocate to off-campus housing.
1:15:15
If I had any hope for finding
my cosmetic destiny...
1:15:18
I had to face
my greatest fear.
1:15:21
I went to the Vault and declared
my love in front of 1OOgirls.
1:15:27
I'm Matt.
1:15:29
I explained everything done
for my cosmetic destiny.
1:15:32
My speech must be
my Sistine Chapel...
1:15:35
my Ninth Symphony,
my "Citizen Kane".
1:15:38
My words needed to be
more inspirational...
1:15:41
than Martin Luther King's
"l Have a Dream" speech.
1:15:43
They had to be more miraculous than
Mark McGuire's 7th home run.
1:15:46
I used impressive words like
"destiny", "soul mate", "yearnings".
1:15:52
It takes a big man to yearn.
I put my heart out.
1:15:56
Without you, I'm as lonely as an
abandoned dog in the highway!