1:15:03
Every single one of them.
Time had run out.
1:15:07
Finals were in a week. Soon,
everyone would be leaving the dorms.
1:15:11
The next semester, some would
relocate to off-campus housing.
1:15:15
If I had any hope for finding
my cosmetic destiny...
1:15:18
I had to face
my greatest fear.
1:15:21
I went to the Vault and declared
my love in front of 1OOgirls.
1:15:27
I'm Matt.
1:15:29
I explained everything done
for my cosmetic destiny.
1:15:32
My speech must be
my Sistine Chapel...
1:15:35
my Ninth Symphony,
my "Citizen Kane".
1:15:38
My words needed to be
more inspirational...
1:15:41
than Martin Luther King's
"l Have a Dream" speech.
1:15:43
They had to be more miraculous than
Mark McGuire's 7th home run.
1:15:46
I used impressive words like
"destiny", "soul mate", "yearnings".
1:15:52
It takes a big man to yearn.
I put my heart out.
1:15:56
Without you, I'm as lonely as an
abandoned dog in the highway!
1:16:02
I have gift anxiety. Even though I
don't know when your birthday is!
1:16:06
We can spend perfect days
shopping and cooking together.
1:16:10
I'll never make wise cracks...
1:16:12
when you scrape your tires against
the curb or parallel parking.
1:16:16
If you concede to live with me,
I'll clean the toilette every week.
1:16:18
I'll do it with my tongue
if you ask.
1:16:21
I'll strike the words "hooters" and
"love rockets" from my vocabulary.
1:16:25
I'll love you even if you are Mimi
and you want me to say "May-May".
1:16:29
I'll only pass gas underneath the
covers in the direst circumstances.
1:16:35
I'll go on a low-cholesterol diet.
1:16:37
And I won't buy a red sports car
when I have my mid-life crisis.
1:16:40
Your parents can come
visit us every week.
1:16:43
Even if your mom is a
big witch with a capital B.
1:16:46
Your folks don't have to
go to a retirement home.
1:16:48
They can live with us. I declare, I'll
separate the whites from the colors...
1:16:54
I'll learn the mysteries of hot
water and cold water washes.
1:16:57
I'll never huff and puff waiting
for you to put on your make-up.