1:17:00
If you're a cat person, I'll never
say that a dog can save your life.
1:17:06
I'll happily go see flicks with you,
like "Pride and Prejudice".
1:17:10
I'll make a point to try new foods,
like okra gumbo.
1:17:14
I won't turn my nose at vegetables
whose awful taste...
1:17:17
is disguised by having
cheese put on it.
1:17:19
I pledge to always say "yes" when
you ask, "is my hair looking okay?"
1:17:24
I'm gonna bring a whole new
meaning to the word "cuddle".
1:17:27
I'll be thoughtful enough to
read you horoscope everyday.
1:17:30
I'm gonna save every
birthday card you send me.
1:17:33
And I'll actually write you
real letters when we're apart.
1:17:35
I'm never gonna expect you to
know where I left my car keys...
1:17:38
and I'll never leave
my socks on the floor.
1:17:41
With me, you'll find the cap's
always on the toothpaste.
1:17:45
I'll start wearing those male
bikini underwear if you like.
1:17:49
My belly-button will
always be free.
1:17:53
I wanna kiss your clitoris.
1:17:56
It will be the most passionate,
intimate experience you ever had.
1:18:00
I declare now,
I'll give my life for you.
1:18:04
If you fail to come to me...
1:18:06
I know some part of me
will surely die.
1:18:24
I'm the one, Matt!
1:18:26
No, I'm the one!
1:18:29
No, I'm the girl
from the elevator!
1:18:32
Shut up!
I'm the one!
1:18:34
I'm not the one,
but I'll go out with you!
1:18:38
My God.
1:18:40
I could have my choice
of any girl.
1:18:43
Whoever wanted
could be the mystery girl.
1:18:48
It' eat me up inside if didn't
find my true cosmetic destiny.
1:18:53
I would always wonder
who it might have been.
1:18:58
It was here
I knew it!