:08:03
I'm Miss Patterson
:08:05
and this is Miss Other Patterson.
:08:07
We call her that because she's from
a whole different set of Pattersons.
:08:18
- My name's John.
- John what?
:08:22
- Patterson! lsn't that a weird coincidence?
- Yes, it is.
:08:26
Maybe we're all related.
:08:38
I used to be married, but not any more.
:08:41
Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus?
:08:44
No. Actually, Jesus,
I think, is how he pronounces it.
:08:47
He was the gardener.
:08:49
I caught him spreadin' fertiliser
in the bedroom, ifyou know what I mean.
:08:53
'Scuse me, honey.
Here's your corn bread. I got to go.
:08:57
No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure.
:09:00
Wait. You can't leave.
:09:02
Where's this great Southern hospitality I've
heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that.
:09:08
I was hoping we could sit in the front porch
and shuck corn, shoot squirrels...
:09:12
Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody
hook you up to ajumper cable?
:09:17
When I say I got to go, move - I got to go.
:09:19
Wait!
:09:23
I'm not crazy, just a little lonely.
We could spend some quality time together.
:09:29
Say, you know what I do
when I have an upset stomach?
:09:34
I jog. Yes! Come on!
:09:36
It's good when you got the runs.
Come on, me and you around the block.
:09:40
Listen, either I can go around you, or
I can go through you. Whichever you decide.
:09:44
Fine.
:09:47
Shit!
:09:54
- You cannot go in there.
- You're sayin' I can't go in my own house?
:09:58
No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there
without giving me a big