Big Momma? We're here.
Lord!
- Look what the wind done blew my...
- Hi.
Damn, you fine...
Sherry, you changed.
Me? Look at you, Big Momma!
I hardly recognise you.
Child, that's only make-up.
Now come on over here
and give your Big Momma a great big hug.
It's so good to see you, Big Momma.
- I thought you'd forgotten all about me.
- Hush your mouth, child.
- Big Momma could never forget that ass.
- What?!
Ma. Asthma.
Remember you had asthma?
I remember it like it was yesterday.
You used to puff and wheeze
somethin' wicked.
I said "Sherry, are you all right?"
You said...
Oh, damn. Big Momma gettin' light-headed.
Wait a second.
Maybe we should take you upstairs.

Bless your little asthmatic heart.
- Who's he?
- Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son.
You haven't seen him since he was a baby.
Oh, yeah. Trent!
Hi, Trent.
- Say hi.
- I should've known just by lookin' at him.
Look at that nappy little grapefruit head.
You know, it runs in the family.
Grapefruit heads.
Your granddaddy had a big-ass head.
The hotel out by the freeway had a pool.
- Sweetheart...
- He's a quick little one, isn't he?
- Yeah.
- They grow up so fast,
what with the colour television an' all.
But he'll come to find Big Momma
pretty quick herself.
- I'm starving.
- Are y'all hungry?
- Actually, we are pretty hungry.
- Come on in. I'm here to take care ofy'all.
Come on, Sherry. Come on in.