:29:03
Are you drinkin' that corn liquor?
Are you sippin' on the yak?
:29:07
Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on.
:29:10
I got my eye on you two.
:29:13
What a day. What a damn day.
:29:20
Big Momma, someone's here to see you.
They say it's an emergency.
:29:23
Emergency? What kind of emergency?
:29:27
Your...
:29:30
Oh, that.
:29:32
Child, when you get to be my age,
they're like yard dogs.
:29:36
If you don't put 'em on a leash,
they'll just roam all over the neighbourhood.
:29:40
- Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick.
- What you talkin'?
:29:44
- Big Momma, it's time.
- Time for what?
:29:46
Ritha's gonna have her baby.
:29:48
Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by.
:29:51
Be sure to send me an invitation
to the baby shower.
:29:54
Her water broke comin' back from the movie.
The baby's due any minute.
:29:57
- And you got to deliver it.
- Excuse me?
:30:00
- You're the midwife, aren't you?
- Midwife?
:30:06
Big Momma!
:30:08
- What are you doing?
- Screamin'!
:30:10
I find that it calms the spirit.
:30:13
Matter offact, let's all scream.
:30:19
Good. See? It works.
:30:21
It's notlike... I don'tknow whatl'm doin'.
:30:23
Take it easy. I've called the paramedics.
:30:26
Just stall, and then get out ofthe way
when they get there. OK?
:30:29
All right. Excuse me, darlin'.
:30:31
Let's close these, OK? You don't want
your business wavin' all in the air.
:30:35
Oh, no! Don't!
:30:37
- I said close 'em!
- They don't close!
:30:41
Well, then, maybe that's how
you got this way in the first place!
:30:44
- Get this baby out of me!
- Where is she?
:30:47
- Just breathe, sweetie.
- Thank God you're here.
:30:49
Listen, child. You do
what the paramedic says. OK?
:30:52
Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen...
bakin' up a storm.
:30:55
- Bakin'?
- Paramedic?
:30:57
Nolan is a security guard
at the lumberyard.