:31:01
Head security guard. I got two men
and three dogs workin' up under me.
:31:04
How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother.
:31:07
- Paramedics? ls something wrong?
- No!
:31:10
I knew it. I told you this senile old hag
was gettin' too old to be doin' this.
:31:14
Who are you callin' senile?
You wanna step outside?
:31:16
Look, I took CPR.
Can't be too much harder than that.
:31:20
Damn! That's a baby.
:31:22
Will you shut up, please?
Big Momma can handle this. Get outta here!
:31:26
Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry.
:31:28
OK, now. Nolan, get your chunky ass in gear
and find me some hot water.
:31:32
Lena, I need towels. Lots oftowels.
:31:34
- Towels.
- Now somebody get me some lard.
:31:37
Preferably Crisco.
:31:38
We got a baby about to slide into the world.
:31:42
- Hold my hand, Big Momma.
- Hold her hand.
:31:44
Hold my hand! Hold my hand!
:31:50
OK, you're doin' good.
:31:53
I'm doin' good.
:31:55
What they need Crisco for?
:31:57
They use Crisco for everything here.
:31:59
I can't breathe.
:32:02
What the hell are you doing?
:32:05
- I saw this in a movie once.
- Stop, Big Momma!
:32:08
- Here are the tongs.
- Is that sterilised?
:32:11
Oh, yeah. I used WD-40
and some Easy Off on it.
:32:14
Big Momma, we're not frying a chicken!
:32:17
Give me this plunger.
:32:19
Here we go.
:32:30
- Look at the head.
- I see something.
:32:33
- The head?
- I don't know. I'm lookin', it's lookin' back!
:32:36
For God's sake.
:32:37
Big Momma, what you doin' now?
:32:40
I don't think you need those, Big Momma.
:32:43
Hold your breath.
:32:50
It's a girl!
:32:53
Oh, Lord!
:32:56
Ritha, it look like Leroy.
:32:59
Thank you, Big Momma.