:01:03
- Uh-huh. Let's watch it.
- Yes, please, quick, quick.
:01:06
Buzz, we're not gonna watch
the whole thing.
:01:09
We just wanna see all the commercials
at the beginning.
:01:11
- What?
- He's kidding, Rex.
:01:13
Excuse me, Mr Lightyear.
You ought to sign that tape.
:01:17
L-It might be worth
somethin' someday.
:01:19
He can sign it later!
Put it in! Put it in!
:01:23
- Darn thing's jammed.
- Jammed?
:01:25
Oh, I can't stand the suspense.
I can't. I just... l... Oh!
:01:30
- Oh, boy!
- Rex!
:01:31
Gee, maybe we went too far.
:01:33
Ha, ha! Just kidding!
:01:35
Heh, heh. Good one, Rex.
Very good.
:01:46
This is the universe. I work here.
:01:48
Name's Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear.
:01:50
I'm a Space Ranger.
My partner Warp Darkmatter and I...
:01:54
work out of Star Command's
Universe Protection Unit.
:01:57
At 0800 hours the report came in.
:02:00
Missing: Three little green men.
:02:02
Last seen:
Star Command Science Bay.
:02:04
Alpha mission objective:
Locate L.G.M. S A.S.A.P.
:02:09
We'll find and rescue
these little green men...
:02:11
even if we must go
to infinity and beyond.
:02:28
Buzz Lightyear mission log.
:02:30
We've searched this gaseous
planetoid from top to bottom...
:02:33
with no sign
of the missing personnel.
:02:37
- Hey!
- Come on, buddy.
Nobody ever reads those reports.
:02:40
Warp, my friend...
:02:42
procedure is what separates us
from the wicked forces of chaos.
:02:46
Ah, Buzz, if it means less paperwork,
I'll take chaos.
:02:51
Oh, man.
Give it up, partner.
:02:53
- This rock's as dead as it looks.
- Never judge a moon by its crater.
:02:57
- We'd better double-check the dark side.
- I'll drive.