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:33:25
You call that salsa? Come on, Erik.
We'll show them salsa.

:33:31
Get your asses up here.
:33:33
- What is that?
- That's not salsa.

:33:35
- That is not salsa.
- Use the technique, Charlie.

:33:37
Here we go, girl.
:33:50
Where are you from?
:33:52
- Jersey.
- New Jersey?

:33:54
Me. I'm from Russia.
:33:56
Yeah? What are you doing here?
:33:58
I'm a ballet dancer.
:34:08
How do I do this exactly?
:34:10
You've never bowled before?
:34:11
No.
:34:12
Just roll it on down there.
:34:26
In Nepal, there's a jungle with an elephant
walking and he steps on a thorn.

:34:31
He says, "That hurts."
:34:33
He sees a little mouse and says,
"Help me get the thorn out of my foot."

:34:36
And the mouse goes, "You stepped on
my uncle last week. No way."

:34:41
He goes, "Please, I'll do anything.
It really hurts."

:34:43
- The mouse goes, "Anything?"
- He says, "Yeah."

:34:46
So he takes out the thorn.
:34:47
The elephant feels so much better,
and he says, "How can I repay you?"

:34:51
The mouse goes, "I want to have
my way with you. You're sexy."

:34:54
And the elephant goes, "No."
:34:57
He goes, "You promised."
And starts doing the elephant.


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