:49:01
I'm not coming around here no more.
:49:05
You were such a nice couple.
:49:09
Thanks.
:49:13
-You gonna make it home okay?
-Can't go home.
:49:16
Why?
:49:18
Because my wife kicked me out.
:49:24
Did you hear the one about Fidel's zoo?
:49:28
No.
:49:34
In 1960, there was a sign there saying:
:49:38
"Please don't feed the animals."
:49:42
In 1970, they changed that sign
for another one saying:
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"Please don't eat the animals' food."
:49:51
Yesterday, they changed the sign
for another one saying:
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"Please don't eat the animals."
:50:02
Isn't that funny?
:50:08
-You're a comedian.
-No.
:50:13
I am an orthopedist.
:50:18
Don't laugh, it's true!
:50:20
Yes, bone surgeon.
:50:22
That's me.
:50:24
I'm honored. A specialist.
I'm honored, doctor.
:50:30
You know the real money's
in the taxi business.
:50:33
I have a cousin who drives a taxi
and he gets a lot of money.
:50:37
I endorse. That's very important.
:50:39
He's a doctor, too?
:50:41
Don't laugh...
:50:43
...physicist!
:50:50
We have the most talented
taxi drivers in the world!