What Planet Are You From?
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:01:00
How should I put this?
:01:03
When he's aroused, his penis vibrates.
:01:08
Hey, "two-two-two mints in one."
:01:10
Wait. What do you mean, it vibrates?
:01:13
"Vibrates" is not really the word.
It's more like....

:01:16
-There's a humming sound.
-Humming.

:01:19
I was with a black guy whose penis
whistled when he got excited.

:01:23
-Stop!
-Yes! I'm not kidding!

:01:25
What did it whistle?
:01:26
The score from Guys and Dolls.
It just whistled.

:01:29
-You would ask that.
-I thought I was making tea.

:01:32
I love it. I love it.
:01:35
Hi, honey! You're home.
:01:38
You remember the girls.
:01:39
Yes. Hello.
:01:49
Showtime.
:01:56
I guess you don't like my friends.
:01:58
Why do you say that?
:02:00
You barely acknowledged them.
What's the problem?

:02:03
I don't know. They're your friends.
:02:07
What's wrong?
:02:10
Nothing.
:02:12
I had a bad day at work.
:02:14
You want to talk about it?
:02:16
No.
:02:18
Have you taken the pregnancy test?
:02:20
No, but I will in a few days. You're
not looking at me when I talk to you.

:02:27
You're looking at me,
but you're not really looking.

:02:30
I'm looking right at you
and listening, I swear.

:02:33
Oh, I'm sorry.
:02:35
It's probably not you.
It's probably me.

:02:37
Can we just try
to have a conversation?

:02:40
Oh, Christ!
:02:42
Turn that thing off.

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