What Planet Are You From?
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:08:03
You know, there's a lot of aliens.
We're not the only ones.

:08:07
Those big-head guys scare me.
I wouldn't want to bump into one.

:08:11
I hear they perform anal probes.
How primitive is that technology?

:08:15
"We came 6 trillion miles
to study your ass.

:08:18
We're proctologists from space."
:08:21
Could I have another one here?
:08:25
What's it all about?
:08:30
Yeah, go ahead and rest.
:08:39
Hey, Helen.
:08:48
-Harold.
-Hey!

:08:50
Helen, right?
:08:51
Yeah. Who's your friend?
:08:53
My personal shopper. Unfortunately,
she only knows how to buy booze.

:09:00
I think I'll bum one of her
cigarettes. Think she'll miss it?

:09:04
I don't think she'd miss a limb.
:09:07
Light me.
:09:16
Thanks.
:09:18
So how's work?
:09:20
Bank stuff. Nothing exciting.
:09:23
Nothing exciting?
I wouldn't say that.

:09:26
I've loved numbers and math
ever since I was a little girl.

:09:30
I find it fascinating.
:09:32
You get to deal with
all that money all day.

:09:35
Just thinking about it makes me hot.
:09:46
You're making a noise.
:09:48
That's my penis.
:09:51
It hums.
:09:53
Guess it doesn't know the words.
:09:56
I could teach it a few.

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