:21:03
I hope so, Scooter.
Man, did he hit that ball.
:21:06
A screaming line drive,
and here comes Mickey.
:21:09
Now batting, center field Mickey Mantle.
:21:13
- They're gonna walk Mantle.
- Yeah, they're gonna put him on.
:21:16
That's good baseball,
but I don't have to like it.
:21:19
Come on!
:21:20
With first base open, the Huckleberries
will walk Mickey, 'cause he's hot.
:21:24
My, my. Ill tell ya,
Mickey's not gonna like that.
:21:41
Mickey.
:21:51
Mickey!
:21:56
So anyway, where was I?
:21:58
- You were talking about this girl.
- Right. Okay.
:22:01
I take her back to the hotel.
:22:03
We start gettin' undressed,
fumbling around.
:22:05
All of a sudden, she stops,
looks me dead in the eye...
:22:08
...and she says,
"I thought you was a homo."
:22:12
I said, "What the hell you talkin' about?"
:22:15
She said, "I heard
you was a switch hitter!"
:22:23
- Put it on my tab.
- No, Mickey, shit.
:22:25
You've been getting 'em all. Ill get it.
:22:27
Get outta here, I got it.
:22:29
A toast to Roger Maris,
who's on a hitting streak...
:22:32
...'cause he's getting all them fastballs
hitting in front of me.
:22:36
- You son of a bitch.
- Roger.
:22:40
I heard DiMaggio's throwing
the first ball tomorrow.
:22:43
- Yeah?
- Joe D.?
:22:44
- Himself.
- No shit.
:22:48
Damn it.
:22:52
Im gonna get a real drink. Be right back.
:22:56
- I shouldn't have said anything.
- What'd you say?