:53:00
- That's why Im calling.
- Its a little bit past their bedtime.
:53:04
Okay, Ill call back tomorrow.
:53:08
- What time do they get up for school?
- Mickey.
:53:12
Its August.
:53:17
God, Im stupid.
:53:21
Ill tell 'em you called.
:53:25
Mickey?
:53:36
- Not when these hot dogs are so good.
- Good? They're a home run.
:53:40
- Home run? They're a grand slam.
- Just like at the ballpark.
:53:43
M&M Hot Dogs...
:53:46
Tough luck!
:53:47
The Soviet Union announced
that it will resume nuclear testing.
:53:51
- Everyone's concerned with one thing:
- Look at this.
:53:53
Who's going to break
Babe Ruth's home run record?
:53:56
Roger Maris comes into this crucial
Labor Day weekend series...
:53:59
...against the second-place Tigers with 51...
:54:01
...but Mickey Mantle is
right behind him with 48.
:54:04
The only question now is,
which "M" to root for?
:54:07
No doubt it's Mickey Mantle.
He's the greatest player that ever was.
:54:12
I don't wanna see Roger Maris
break the record.
:54:15
He's always frowning.
Besides, Mickey's such a dreamboat.
:54:19
Hey, Dreamboat.
:54:20
If anyone's gonna break the record,
I think it ought to be Mantle.
:54:24
Because, after all, he's really a Yankee.
:54:28
The real Yankee kinda guy.
:54:31
I never heard of this guy Maris
till last year.
:54:34
I don't know. He leaves me flat.
:54:37
- And who are you rooting for?
- I want Roger.
:54:40
There you go, you got a vote.
:54:42
Because everyone else
is rooting for Mickey.
:54:45
The year Ruth hit 60,
his teammate, Lou Gehrig hammered 47.
:54:49
They were bitter rivals and barely spoke.
:54:51
As for the M&M Boys,
Im told there's also a rift, even a feud...
:54:55
- Are we feudin'?
- Yeah, I guess so. Its on TV.
:54:59
- Fuck you, then.
- Up yours.