America's Sweethearts
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:07:00
-You already are.
-Lee, please.

:07:02
Please, come on. Lee?
:07:05
-Danny can handle it.
-No, Lee.

:07:08
Danny cannot handle it.
It's his first junket.

:07:11
I need the master. When working
with the press, you're a legend.

:07:15
I prefer to remain a living legend.
:07:17
If you won't do it for me,
do it for my father.

:07:20
You worked together a long time.
You had a real bond.

:07:23
Your father was a psychotic.
:07:25
-You spoke at his funeral.
-I loved him. You, I can't stand.

:07:28
Do this for me. Please.
:07:30
The studio will go under.
I haven't had a hit in almost two years!

:07:34
I have the last Eddie and Gwen movie ever made
and I can't get my hands on it!

:07:45
Tell me what you want.
I'll tell you what I want.

:07:48
I want only one thing.
:07:49
If people think Eddie and Gwen
are back together, they'll see the movie.

:07:53
-Make that happen.
-That'll be easy.

:07:55
Just make it look like it could happen.
:07:57
She has a restraining order against him,
and he flipped out.

:08:01
He's living in some nut hut
in the mountains.

:08:03
I don't care! I need Eddie and Gwen
back together again, smiling and happy!

:08:09
-We can sell the shit out of it.
-And the Spaniard?

:08:11
Unless I get a script called
I Schtupped Castro, I don't know.

:08:16
So, what do you want?
:08:17
I want the golf cart.
:08:19
-No, it was a gift from Arnold.
-I'm kidding.

:08:23
-I can have anything?
-Yeah. Within reason.

:08:28
I want my job back.
:08:29
-Don't do this to me--
-Have a great junket. Tell me how it went.

:08:34
All right. Yes.
:08:37
If you get Eddie and Gwen back together,
you can have your job back.

:08:41
-Where are we booked?
-Four Seasons, Beverly Hills.

:08:44
Cancel. We need to get these people
in the middle of nowhere.

:08:47
Once they know there's no movie,
they can't escape.

:08:49
We need a hotel like the one
in The Shining. Isolated.

:08:52
The new Hyatt in Nevada?
It's in the desert, and it's just opening.

:08:55
Book it. We have to keep
the press entertained and on the go.

:08:59
The best junkets are when the press thinks
it's not about the movie, but them.


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