:03:00
Maybe this time
Mum had got it right.
:03:03
Come on. Why dont we see
if Mark fancies a gherkin?
:03:06
[Whispering] Good luck.
:03:08
Mark?
:03:10
BRIDGET: Maybe this was
the mysterious Mr. Right...
:03:13
Id been waiting
my whole life to meet.
:03:15
You remember Bridget.
:03:18
BRIDGET: Maybe not.
:03:20
She's used to
run around your lawn...
:03:22
with no clothes on, remember?
:03:24
Uh, no, not as such.
:03:27
Come and look
at your gravy, Pam.
:03:29
I think it's going
to need sieving.
:03:30
Of course it doesn't
need sieving.
:03:32
Just stir it, Una.
:03:35
Yes, of course.
I'll be right there.
:03:36
Sorry. Lumpy gravy calls.
:03:39
ANDY WILLIAMS SINGING:
Let me love you
:03:42
[Sighs]
:03:43
-So...ha.
-So.
:03:46
You staying at your parents'
for New Year?
:03:49
-Yes.
-Mmm.
:03:51
-You?
-Oh, no, no, no.
:03:52
I was in London
at a party last night...
:03:54
so I'm afraid
I'm a bit hung over.
:03:56
Wish I could be lying
with my head in the toilet...
:03:58
Like all normal people.
:04:00
[Chuckles, sighs]
:04:01
New Year's resolution--
drink less.
:04:04
Oh, and quit smoking.
Mmm. Ha.
:04:07
-Oh.
-Oh. Ha.
:04:10
And keep New Year's resolutions.
:04:14
Oh. And, uh...
:04:16
stop talking total nonsense
to strangers.
:04:19
In fact, stop talking,
full stop.
:04:22
Yes, well,
perhaps it's time to eat.
:04:25
Mmm.
:04:26
ANDY WILLIAMS SINGING:
I need you, baby
:04:28
MRS. DARCY: Apparently...
:04:30
she lives just 'round
the corner from you.
:04:31
Mother, I do not need
a blind date.
:04:33
Particularly not with some
verbally incontinent spinster...
:04:36
who smokes like a chimney,
drinks like a fish...
:04:37
and dresses like her mother.
:04:42
Yummy.
:04:44
Turkey curry.
:04:45
My favorite.
:04:47
BRIDGET: And that was it.
Right there.
:04:50
Right there.
That was the moment.
:04:55
I suddenly realized that unless
some thing changed soon...
:04:58
I was going to live a life
where my major relationship...