:04:00
[Chuckles, sighs]
:04:01
New Year's resolution--
drink less.
:04:04
Oh, and quit smoking.
Mmm. Ha.
:04:07
-Oh.
-Oh. Ha.
:04:10
And keep New Year's resolutions.
:04:14
Oh. And, uh...
:04:16
stop talking total nonsense
to strangers.
:04:19
In fact, stop talking,
full stop.
:04:22
Yes, well,
perhaps it's time to eat.
:04:25
Mmm.
:04:26
ANDY WILLIAMS SINGING:
I need you, baby
:04:28
MRS. DARCY: Apparently...
:04:30
she lives just 'round
the corner from you.
:04:31
Mother, I do not need
a blind date.
:04:33
Particularly not with some
verbally incontinent spinster...
:04:36
who smokes like a chimney,
drinks like a fish...
:04:37
and dresses like her mother.
:04:42
Yummy.
:04:44
Turkey curry.
:04:45
My favorite.
:04:47
BRIDGET: And that was it.
Right there.
:04:50
Right there.
That was the moment.
:04:55
I suddenly realized that unless
some thing changed soon...
:04:58
I was going to live a life
where my major relationship...
:05:01
was with a bottle of wine...
:05:03
and I'd finally die
fat and alone...
:05:06
and be found three weeks later,
half-eaten by wild dogs.
:05:09
Orl was about to
turn into Glenn Close...
:05:12
in "Fatal Attraction."
:05:15
JAMIEO'NEAL SINGING:
All by myself
:05:21
Don't wanna be
:05:23
All by myself
:05:27
Anymore
:05:30
VOICE: You have no messages.
:05:55
[Guitar plays]
:05:57
JAMIEO'NEAL SINGING:
When I was young