:06:01
I never needed anyone
:06:07
And making' love
was just for fun
:06:12
Those days are gone
:06:20
All by myself
:06:26
Don'twannabe
:06:28
Allbymyself
:06:32
Anymore
:06:37
Ohh
:06:40
Ohh
:06:42
Oh-oh-oh
:06:52
Allbymyself
:06:58
Don'twannalive...
:07:01
BRIDGET:Andso lmade
amajordecision.
:07:03
Ihadto make sure
thatnextyear...
:07:05
Iwouldn'tendupshit-faced
andlisteningto sadFM...
:07:08
easy-listening
forthe over-thirties.
:07:10
Idecidedto take
controlofmylife...
:07:13
andstarta diary...
:07:15
to tell the truth
aboutBridgetJones...
:07:17
the whole truth.
:07:20
Resolutionnumberone--
ohh--
:07:23
obviously wiIllose
twentypounds.
:07:24
Numbertwo...
:07:25
alwaysputlastnight'spanties
in the laundrybasket.
:07:27
Egually important...
:07:29
willfindnice sensible
boyfriendto go outwith...
:07:31
andnotcontinue to form
romantic attachments...
:07:33
to any ofthe following...
:07:35
alcoholics, workaholics,
commitment-phobics...
:07:37
peepingtoms,megalomaniacs...
:07:38
emotionalfuckwits,
orperverts.
:07:40
Andespecially
willnotfantasize...
:07:43
aboutaparticularperson
who embodies all these things.
:07:47
ARETHA FRANKLINSINGING:
Whatyou want
:07:50
Baby,lgot
:07:52
Whatyouneed
:07:54
Do youknowlgotit?
:07:55
BRIDGET: Unfortunately,he
justhappens to be myboss...
:07:59
Editor-in-Chief,
DanieICleaver.