:07:01
BRIDGET:Andso lmade
amajordecision.
:07:03
Ihadto make sure
thatnextyear...
:07:05
Iwouldn'tendupshit-faced
andlisteningto sadFM...
:07:08
easy-listening
forthe over-thirties.
:07:10
Idecidedto take
controlofmylife...
:07:13
andstarta diary...
:07:15
to tell the truth
aboutBridgetJones...
:07:17
the whole truth.
:07:20
Resolutionnumberone--
ohh--
:07:23
obviously wiIllose
twentypounds.
:07:24
Numbertwo...
:07:25
alwaysputlastnight'spanties
in the laundrybasket.
:07:27
Egually important...
:07:29
willfindnice sensible
boyfriendto go outwith...
:07:31
andnotcontinue to form
romantic attachments...
:07:33
to any ofthe following...
:07:35
alcoholics, workaholics,
commitment-phobics...
:07:37
peepingtoms,megalomaniacs...
:07:38
emotionalfuckwits,
orperverts.
:07:40
Andespecially
willnotfantasize...
:07:43
aboutaparticularperson
who embodies all these things.
:07:47
ARETHA FRANKLINSINGING:
Whatyou want
:07:50
Baby,lgot
:07:52
Whatyouneed
:07:54
Do youknowlgotit?
:07:55
BRIDGET: Unfortunately,he
justhappens to be myboss...
:07:59
Editor-in-Chief,
DanieICleaver.
:08:01
Andforvarious
slightly unfairreasons...
:08:03
relatingto this year's
Christmasparty...
:08:05
Isuspecthe does not
fantasize aboutme.
:08:09
BRIDGET,DRUNK, SINGING:
Oh
:08:11
Can'tlive
:08:15
Iflivingis withoutyou
:08:18
Ican'tlive
:08:23
Can'tgive anymore
:08:24
BRIDGET: Ormaybe I'm wrong.
:08:27
Huh?
:08:28
[Indistinct chattering]
:08:36
BRIDGET:Ah.
:08:38
Happy New Year, Mr. Fitzherbert.
:08:40
Happy New Year, Brenda.
:08:41
BRIDGET: Mr. Fitzherbert--
Tiits Pervert,more like.
:08:44
Daniel's boss who stares
freely atmybreasts...
:08:46
withno idea who lam
orwhatldo.
:08:49
Morning. I need that
"Kafka's Motorbike" release...
:08:51
by 11:00.
:08:52
BRIDGET: Perpetua--
slightlysenior...
:08:55
andtherefore thinks
she's in charge ofme.
:08:57
Mostofthe time...
:08:58
Ijustwantto staple things
to herhead.