:09:00
[Telephone rings]
:09:01
Publicity.
:09:03
JUDE:AIllasked--
Ionly asked...
:09:04
if he wanted to come on
a mini-breakto Paris...
:09:07
BRIDGET:Daily callfrom Jude.
Bestfriend.
:09:09
Headofinvestment
atBrightlings Bank...
:09:11
who spends mostofhertime...
:09:12
trappedin the lady's toilet,
cryingoverfuckwitboyfriend.
:09:15
I'm too needy.
:09:17
JUDE:Am lcodependent?
:09:18
No,you're not.
:09:20
It's notyou.
You're lovely.
:09:22
It's Vile Richard.
:09:24
Ugh. He's just a big knobhead
with no knob.
:09:28
Is some people's
opinion of Kafka...
:09:33
butthey couldn't
be more wrong.
:09:35
This book is
a searing vision...
:09:36
of the wounds our century
has inflicted on--
:09:38
on traditional masculinity.
:09:40
It's positively Vonnegut-esque.
:09:43
Thankyoufor calling,
Professor Leavis.
:09:46
Guest listfor launch party.
:09:49
Ah.
:09:51
Was that...F.R. Leavis?
:09:55
Mm-hmm.
:09:57
DANIEL: Wow.
:09:58
Huh.
:09:59
The F.R. Leavis...
:10:01
who wrote "Mass Civilization
and Minority Culture"?
:10:04
Mm-hmm.
:10:05
The F.R. Leavis
who died in 1978?
:10:12
Amazing.
:10:16
BRIDGET: Emergencysummit
with urbanfamily...
:10:18
forcoherentdiscussion
ofcareercrisis.
:10:20
Fuck 'em.
Fuckthe lot of them.
:10:22
Tell them they can stick
fucking Leavis...
:10:24
uptheirfucking asses.
:10:26
Good, good.
That's very useful,very useful.
:10:29
BRIDGET:
Shazzer--journalist...
:10:30
Iikes to say "fuck" alot.
:10:32
And,Jude,whatwould you do
if one of your assistants...
:10:34
made a harmless
little mistake like that?
:10:37
I'dfire you, Bridge.
:10:38
Excellent.
:10:40
Is that Cleaver chap
still as cute as ever?
:10:42
Oh, God,yes.
:10:43
Then I think
a well-timed blow job's...
:10:45
probably the best answer.
:10:46
-SHAZZER: Ohh.
-Oh,you love it.
:10:47
Are you that chap
that sang that song?
:10:50
Yes. Yes, I am.
:10:51
BRIDGET: Tom--
Eightiespopicon
:10:53
who only wrote
one hitrecord...
:10:55
thenretiredbecause
he foundthatone record...
:10:57
was guite enough
to gethim laid...
:10:58
forthe whole ofthe Nineties.