:12:01
Listen,we got
a little problem...
:12:05
The only problem
is the kitchen.
:12:08
PERPETUA: Quite frankly,
there isn'troom...
:12:10
BRIDGET: Message Mr. Cleaver.
:12:13
Am appalledbymessage.
:12:15
Skirt is demonstrably
neithersicknorabsent.
:12:19
Appalledbymanagement's
blatantlysize-istattitude...
:12:22
to skirt.
:12:23
Suggestmanagementsick,
notskirt!
:12:27
PERPETUA:
That's guite ridiculous.
:12:29
Ooh. Oh,lsee.
:12:31
DANIEL: Hang on. Hang on.
:12:39
Right. Yeah.
:12:42
No, I understand that.
:12:44
I understand that perfectly.
:12:51
BRIDGET:
Verybadstartto the year.
:12:53
Have beenseduced
byinformality...
:12:55
ofmessagingmedium into
flirtingwith office scoundrel.
:12:58
Wiillpersevere withresolution
to findanice sensible man.
:13:02
Wiillputastop to flirting...
firstthingtomorrow.
:13:06
Goodplan.
:13:14
PRETENDERS SINGING:
Don'tgetme wrong
:13:16
DANIEL:
lfwalkingpastoffice...
:13:17
was attemptto demonstrate
presence ofskirt...
:13:19
can onlysay thatit
has failedparlously.
:13:21
Cleave.
:13:23
BRIDGET: Shutup,please.
I'm verybusy andimportant.
:13:26
P.S. How dare you
sexuallyharass me...
:13:28
in this impertinentmanner.
:13:31
DANIEL:Message Jones.
:13:32
Mortifiedto have
causedoffense.
:13:33
Wiillavoidall
non-P.C. overtones in future.
:13:36
Deeply apologetic.
:13:37
P.S. Like yourtits
in thattop.
:13:42
I'm thinking
aboutthe fireworks
:13:43
BRIDGET: Mustn'tread
too muchinto it,no.
:13:45
[Humming WeddingMarch]
Dum lum dee dum
:13:47
Dum dum dee dum,
dum dum dee dum dum
:13:49
And it all began, of course...
:13:51
with some very
irresponsible e-mailing...
:13:53
over Bridget's
non-existent skirt.
:13:55
PRETENDERS SINGING:lflsplit
like lightrefracted