:15:02
well, I thought it might
be a charitable thing...
:15:03
to take your skirt out
for dinner...
:15:04
and try andfatten it up a bit.
:15:05
-Hmm.
-Maybe you can come,too.
:15:08
What abouttomorrow?
:15:10
No. Tomorrow's the launch.
:15:12
Ah,yes, of course.
:15:14
Possibly the worst book
ever published.
:15:16
Well, in the end,that's not
the ad line we've gonefor.
:15:20
Next night?
:15:22
Let's see, shall we?
:15:23
["Peter Gunn" playing]
:15:25
Good night, Daniel.
:15:26
Right. No pressure, Bridge...
:15:28
butyourwholefuture happiness
now depends on how you behave...
:15:32
on this one social occasion.
:15:33
Right. What should I do?
:15:35
First, look gorgeous.
:15:47
[Tape rips]
Ohh!
:15:48
Ow! Gooh!
:15:51
Two--then totally ignore Daniel
and suck uptofamous authors.
:15:55
Salman.
:15:57
Salman. Salman.
:15:59
Circulate.
:16:01
Oozing intelligence.
:16:03
Isn't itterrible
about Chechnya?
:16:05
Isn't itterrible
about Chechnya?
:16:08
Chech-nya!
:16:09
Introduce people
with thoughtful details...
:16:11
such as, "Sheila...
:16:13
"This is Daniel.
Daniel,this is Sheila.
:16:15
"Sheila enjoys horse-riding
and comesfrom New Zealand.
:16:18
"Daniel enjoys publishing
and comes--"
:16:20
All overyourface?
:16:21
TOM: Exactly.
:16:22
Excuse me.
:16:24
I'm terribly sorry
to interruptyou...
:16:26
when you're having dinner.
It's justthat--
:16:28
Yes. Yes, itwas me.
:16:31
Yes. Nine years ago.
:16:33
No current plans
to record anything else.
:16:35
Thankyou so much.
:16:36
Oh, it's justthat, ahem...
:16:38
your--your chair
is on my wife's coat.
:16:41
[Laughter]
:16:42
Your--your chair on the...
:16:44
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
:16:46
MAN: Thankyouso much.
Thankyou.
:16:48
BRIDGET: Hmm. Majordilemma.
:16:50
Ifactually do,
bysome terrible chance...
:16:52
endup inflagrante...
:16:53
surely these wouldbe most
attractive atcrucialmoment.
:16:57
However, chances of
reachingcrucialmoment...
:16:59
greatly increase
by wearingthese.