:16:01
Oozing intelligence.
:16:03
Isn't itterrible
about Chechnya?
:16:05
Isn't itterrible
about Chechnya?
:16:08
Chech-nya!
:16:09
Introduce people
with thoughtful details...
:16:11
such as, "Sheila...
:16:13
"This is Daniel.
Daniel,this is Sheila.
:16:15
"Sheila enjoys horse-riding
and comesfrom New Zealand.
:16:18
"Daniel enjoys publishing
and comes--"
:16:20
All overyourface?
:16:21
TOM: Exactly.
:16:22
Excuse me.
:16:24
I'm terribly sorry
to interruptyou...
:16:26
when you're having dinner.
It's justthat--
:16:28
Yes. Yes, itwas me.
:16:31
Yes. Nine years ago.
:16:33
No current plans
to record anything else.
:16:35
Thankyou so much.
:16:36
Oh, it's justthat, ahem...
:16:38
your--your chair
is on my wife's coat.
:16:41
[Laughter]
:16:42
Your--your chair on the...
:16:44
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
:16:46
MAN: Thankyouso much.
Thankyou.
:16:48
BRIDGET: Hmm. Majordilemma.
:16:50
Ifactually do,
bysome terrible chance...
:16:52
endup inflagrante...
:16:53
surely these wouldbe most
attractive atcrucialmoment.
:16:57
However, chances of
reachingcrucialmoment...
:16:59
greatly increase
by wearingthese.
:17:01
Scarystomach-holding-in
panties.
:17:03
Verypopularwith grannies
the worldover.
:17:06
Ha. Tricky. Very tricky.
:17:09
["Peter Gunn" continues playing]
:17:24
BRIDGET:
Ladies andgentlemen...
:17:26
welcome to the launch
of "Kafka's Motorbike"...
:17:28
"The GreatestBook
ofOur Tiime"...
:17:30
andhere to introduce it
is Mr. Tiits Pervert.
:17:32
Ooh, Fitzherbert,
Fitzherbert, Fitzherbert.
:17:36
OK, circulate,
oozingintelligence.
:17:40
Ignore Daniel, andbe fabulous
with everyone else.
:17:43
Iam the intellectualegual
ofeveryone else here.
:17:47
Ooh.
:17:48
It's like a whole theory
of shortfiction...
:17:51
and of the novella,you know?
:17:52
And, of course,the problem...
:17:53
with Martin's definition
of the novella...
:17:55
is that it really
only applies to him.
:17:57
[Laughter]
:17:59
MAN: Thatdoesn't
soundlike Martin.