:18:01
Not.
[Laughter]
:18:04
RUSHDIE:lcouldbe wrong.
Whatdo you think?
:18:06
Uh...do you know...
:18:10
[Inhales]
:18:11
where the toilets are, huh?
:18:16
BRIDGET: Stay calm.
Can'tgetany worse.
:18:22
What are you doing here?
:18:24
I've been asking myself
the same question.
:18:27
I came with a colleague.
:18:29
So how are you?
:18:31
Well, apartfrom being
very disappointed...
:18:33
notto see myfavorite
reindeerjumper again...
:18:36
I'm well.
:18:37
Anyone going to introduce me?
:18:39
BRIDGET:Ah, introducepeople
with thoughtfuldetails.
:18:42
Perpetua. Ha.
:18:43
This is Mark Darcy.
:18:45
Mark's a prematurely
middle-aged prick...
:18:47
with a cruel-racedex-wife.
:18:49
Perpetua's afat-ass old bag...
:18:50
who spends hertime
bossing me around.
:18:54
BRIDGET: Maybe not.
:18:56
Anyone going to introduce me?
:18:57
BRIDGET:Ah, Perpetua.
:18:59
Uh,this is Mark Darcy.
:19:01
Mark's a top barrister.
:19:03
Oh,he comes from
Garth andUnderwood.
:19:05
Perpetua is one
of my work colleagues.
:19:07
Why, Mark, I know you
by reputation, of course.
:19:12
Ah, Natasha.
:19:13
MARK: This is BridgetJones.
Bridget, this is Natasha.
:19:16
Natasha is a top attorney
and specializes infamily law.
:19:19
Bridgetworks in publishing...
:19:20
andusedtoplaynaked
inmypaddlingpool.
:19:24
-How odd.
-Ha ha.
:19:26
Perpetua,
how's the house hunt going?
:19:28
Disaster.
:19:30
I oughtn't go into itwith you.
:19:32
By the by,that man is gorgeous.
:19:36
Ah,yes, Mark.
:19:37
Just give me time.
Give me time.
:19:40
[Laughs]
:19:41
DANIEL: "You've written
asearingvision--"
:19:43
Can youremember
the restofthis?
:19:45
RUSHDIE: "Ofthe wounds
ourcentury...
:19:46
"has inflicted on
traditional masculinity.
:19:49
"Positively Vonnegut-esgue."
Obviously.
:19:52
Listen,you don't know where
the loos are here, do you?
:19:54
Uh,yes. In the hallway.
:19:56
Thanks.