:26:00
andfasten them together...
:26:01
and make them into what
we call a book,Jones.
:26:03
No, do you think
people will notice?
:26:08
Notice what?
:26:09
Us. Working together,
sleeping together.
:26:12
Hang on a minute,Jones.
:26:13
Just slow down.
It started on Tuesday...
:26:16
and now it's Thursday.
:26:18
It's notexactly...
:26:20
um, a long-term relationship,
is it?
:26:22
You're very bad.
:26:26
[Telephone rings]
:26:29
[Ring ring]
:26:31
Ohh.
:26:32
[Ring ring]
:26:33
Mmm.
:26:36
BridgetJones,
wanton sex goddess...
:26:38
with a very bad man
between herthighs.
:26:41
Mum. Hi.
:26:43
BRIDGET: It's the truth
universally acknowledged...
:26:45
thatthe momentone area
ofyourlife starts going OK...
:26:49
anotherpartofit falls
spectacularly topieces.
:26:53
PAMELA:Ah, anyone else want
to have itoff?
:26:55
Haha. Don'tbe shy,madame.
:26:57
French. Have it oeuf. Ha ha!
With the wisecrack eggpeeler.
:27:04
Now, nicefirm grip.
:27:08
Put it in the hole. And...
:27:10
up, down, up, down.
:27:13
And off it comes in your hand.
:27:16
Oh! Mind the over-spray.
Sorry.
:27:22
Darling, if I came in
with my knickers on my head...
:27:24
he wouldn't notice.
:27:25
I spentthirty-five years
cleaning his house...
:27:27
washing his clothes,
bringing up his children.
:27:30
I'm your child,too.
:27:32
To be honest, darling,
having children...
:27:33
isn't all it's cracked upto be.
:27:35
Given my chance again,
I'm not sure I'd have any.
:27:37
MUM:Andnowit's
the winterofmylife...
:27:40
and I haven't actually
got anything of my own.
:27:42
I've got no power,
no real career...
:27:45
no--no sex life.
:27:48
I've got no life at all.
:27:49
I'm like the grasshopper
who sang all summer.
:27:51
I'm like Germaine sodding Geer.
:27:53
Greer.
:27:55
Well, anyway, I'm not having it.
And I've been talent spotted.
:27:58
Julian thinks
I've got great potential.