:27:04
Now, nicefirm grip.
:27:08
Put it in the hole. And...
:27:10
up, down, up, down.
:27:13
And off it comes in your hand.
:27:16
Oh! Mind the over-spray.
Sorry.
:27:22
Darling, if I came in
with my knickers on my head...
:27:24
he wouldn't notice.
:27:25
I spentthirty-five years
cleaning his house...
:27:27
washing his clothes,
bringing up his children.
:27:30
I'm your child,too.
:27:32
To be honest, darling,
having children...
:27:33
isn't all it's cracked upto be.
:27:35
Given my chance again,
I'm not sure I'd have any.
:27:37
MUM:Andnowit's
the winterofmylife...
:27:40
and I haven't actually
got anything of my own.
:27:42
I've got no power,
no real career...
:27:45
no--no sex life.
:27:48
I've got no life at all.
:27:49
I'm like the grasshopper
who sang all summer.
:27:51
I'm like Germaine sodding Geer.
:27:53
Greer.
:27:55
Well, anyway, I'm not having it.
And I've been talent spotted.
:27:58
Julian thinks
I've got great potential.
:28:01
Who's Julian?
:28:02
From the Home Shopping Channel.
:28:04
Comes into the store
to have his colors done.
:28:06
Potentialforwhat?
:28:08
As a demonstrator
on his cable show.
:28:10
You know, his assistant.
:28:12
Apparently, it's the highest-
ratedshow on the channel.
:28:14
Well, apartfrom the one...
:28:15
where thefat people
beat uptheir relatives.
:28:17
Ooh! I mustwiz.
:28:19
-Have you heardfrom Mark Darcy?
-Good-bye, Mum.
:28:24
THEDRAMATICS SINGING:
Mrs.
:28:26
Mrs. Jones
:28:30
MUM: Julian.
:28:35
Sorry to keepyou waiting.
:28:37
THEDRAMATICS SINGING:
Goin' on andon andon andon
:28:43
BRIDGET:Andafew weeks later,
itgotlots worse.
:28:47
Hello!
:28:48
Look atthis.
:28:50
JULIAN: Payingoff
this heart-shapedpendant.
:28:52
One of my own personal
recommendations...
:28:55
is this absolutely stunning...
:28:58
matching necklace
and earring set.