:28:01
Who's Julian?
:28:02
From the Home Shopping Channel.
:28:04
Comes into the store
to have his colors done.
:28:06
Potentialforwhat?
:28:08
As a demonstrator
on his cable show.
:28:10
You know, his assistant.
:28:12
Apparently, it's the highest-
ratedshow on the channel.
:28:14
Well, apartfrom the one...
:28:15
where thefat people
beat uptheir relatives.
:28:17
Ooh! I mustwiz.
:28:19
-Have you heardfrom Mark Darcy?
-Good-bye, Mum.
:28:24
THEDRAMATICS SINGING:
Mrs.
:28:26
Mrs. Jones
:28:30
MUM: Julian.
:28:35
Sorry to keepyou waiting.
:28:37
THEDRAMATICS SINGING:
Goin' on andon andon andon
:28:43
BRIDGET:Andafew weeks later,
itgotlots worse.
:28:47
Hello!
:28:48
Look atthis.
:28:50
JULIAN: Payingoff
this heart-shapedpendant.
:28:52
One of my own personal
recommendations...
:28:55
is this absolutely stunning...
:28:58
matching necklace
and earring set.
:29:00
JULIAN: The earrings measuring
justovera centimeter...
:29:06
in genuine diamante with
two pairs in lapis lazuli...
:29:10
in a lovely mock-goldfinish.
:29:12
JULIAN: The exactreplica
ofthose worn at Wiimbledon...
:29:15
in 1993 by Her Royal Highness
the Duchess of Kent.
:29:19
[Turns off sound]
:29:21
Well.
:29:24
Has she actually moved outthen?
:29:26
Apparently, she and this
tangerine-tinted buffoon...
:29:29
are suddenly anitem.
:29:31
Half ourfriends have had them
around to bloody dinner.
:29:34
DAD: She's even
takingJaundice Julian...
:29:36
to Una Alconbury's
Tarts and Vicars party.
:29:38
That's notthe Pamela I knew.
That's cruel.
:29:40
BRIDGET: Well,still,
couldbe agolden opportunity.
:29:45
Ifyouspentthe entireparty
flirtingwith otherwomen...
:29:49
itwould drive Mum
wild with jealousy.
:29:51
DAD: What?
:29:52
BRIDGET:
That's howlgotmyman.
:29:54
Have you got a boyfriend?
A real one?
:29:57
I have, Father. I have.