Bridget Jones's Diary
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mellowfruitlessness.
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Oh,fuck me, I love Keats.
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Have you heard this one?
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"There was a young woman
from Ealing...

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"who hadapeculiarfeeling.
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"She lay onherback
andopenedhercrack...

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"andpissed
alloverthe ceiling."

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[Bang]
Oh, bollocks.

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BRIDGET: What've you done?
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-I'm boarding you, Bridge.
-Don'tyou dare!

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-I'm king of the world!
-No!

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Fuck me. Uhh!
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BRIDGET: Aah!
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[Bridget laughs]
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DANIEL: Oh,piss andbollocks.
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You stupid ass.
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[Laughing]
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Bollocks.
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All right.
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Aah! No!
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So childish.
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BRIDGET:Aah!No!
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Yes.
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DANIEL:
Hey,Darce, come onin!

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The water's lovely!
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Come on, you're working
too hard,mate.

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Ha ha!
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-Daniel.
-Yes, Bridget?

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Thatthing you just did
is actually illegal...

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in several countries.
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Well,that is, of course,
the major reason...

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I'm so thrilled to be
living in Britain today.

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Yes. I can't understand...
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why the Prime Minister
doesn't mention it more...

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in his speeches.
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You should write
to him about it.

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BRIDGET:lintendto.
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Daniel.
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DANIEL:Bridget.
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-Do you love me?
-Shut up, or I'll do it again.

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Do you love me?
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Right. You askedfor it.
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DANIEL:Andoverwe go.
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I'm goingto give you
somethingto bite on.

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Here.
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OK?Pop this in yourmouth,
darling.

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[Bridget laughs]
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You're beggingforit.
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[Bridget laughs]
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BRIDGET: Stopit.
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[Laughs]
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No,no.
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Hmm.
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I gotto go backto town.
A meeting's come up.


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