Bridget Jones's Diary
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:35:01
Hmm.
:35:03
And, um...
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I also think
it's very important...

:35:07
thatyou win
this costume competition.

:35:11
Good.
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Good start.
:35:16
Now,then, Miss Jones,
where does this go?

:35:21
BRIDGET:
Oh, well,here we go.

:35:24
Tryinghard
to fightoffa vision...

:35:26
ofMum andAuntie Una
in fishnettights.

:35:29
Seems unnatural, wrongeven,
for60-year-olds to dress up...

:35:32
asprostitutes andpriests
on a Sunday afternoon.

:35:35
[People chattering]
:35:37
[Laughter]
:35:38
JULIELONDONSINGING:
Flyme to the moon

:35:40
BRIDGET: Oh,holy Jesus.
:35:43
Bridget.
:35:45
Where are all the other
tarts and vicars?

:35:47
UNA: Oh, dear.
Didn't Geoffrey callyou?

:35:49
Didn'tyou telephone
Colin and Bridget?

:35:50
How's my little Bridget?
:35:52
GEOFFREY:Bop,bop.
:35:53
Oh.
:35:55
Geoffrey.
:35:56
So,where's this chap
of yours,then, eh?

:35:58
Ah,yes,well,
he had to work, so...

:36:00
Ha! A likely tale.
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Off they run. Whee!
:36:03
[Laughs weakly]
:36:05
JULIELONDONSINGING:
You are aIIllongfor

:36:07
Bizarre what some men
find attractive.

:36:10
Oh, God.
:36:12
MUM:Darling!
Geoffrey!

:36:14
What on earth are you wearing?
:36:16
You look like
a common prostitute.

:36:18
Yes,well,thatwas,
actually,the point.

:36:20
Say hi to Julian.
:36:21
Hello,Julian.
:36:23
My dear...
:36:24
you and your mother
could be sisters.

:36:28
JULIAN:
Andwhatalovelybracelet.

:36:29
It's what I call
an all-arounder--

:36:31
the sort of thing one can wear
with anything to any occasion.

:36:34
Oh.
:36:36
Have you spoken to my dad?
:36:37
Yes. He's behaving
most bizarrely.

:36:40
I think he was actually
trying toflirt...

:36:41
with Penny Husbands-Bosworth,
poorthing.

:36:44
She was veryfrightened.
:36:45
She's only just had
her ovaries done.

:36:52
I don't know what
you ever saw in him.

:36:53
Shh. Bad man.
[Both laugh]


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