Finder's Fee
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:21:01
Nobody's thinking
about you at all, Quigley.

:21:04
- Yeah?
- This is Avery Phillips.

:21:09
- Yeah?
- You found my wallet.

:21:14
- Yeah. You're Avery?
- Yes.

:21:17
You called my
brother-in-law Victor.

:21:20
Can I come up?
:21:23
Yeah.
Come on up, Avery.

:21:55
So listen, I cop a squat
and I drop a deuce.

:21:58
Hey, Tepp, what are you
doing at the door?

:22:00
The guy with the wallet,
he's coming by to pick it up.

:22:02
I thought you said
there wasn't anything in it.

:22:04
How the hell am I supposed to know?
The guy wants his wallet.

:22:06
This shit was so big,
Mary couldn't believe it.

:22:09
You call your wife in
when you take a dump?

:22:11
I'm proud of it.
What? I've got no secrets.

:22:15
- That's sick!
- That's intimacy.

:22:17
Tepp, stop banging on your freakin'
leg already. You're driving me nuts!

:22:20
So look,
the point is,

:22:21
this thing's so big,
I clog the freaking bowl.

:22:24
It cost me 65 bucks
to snake it.

:22:27
I can't believe your wife
actually has sex with you.

:22:28
You know what? Twice last night
and once again this morning.

:22:31
And it's off the charts.
:22:34
Pretty soon she's
gonna be all pregnant,

:22:36
and I'll be kissing that belly,
rubbing her little feet.

:22:38
Big brother Bolan's
gonna be big Papa.

:22:42
Tepp, my sperm, they're
screaming for nourishment.

:22:46
What's up with the food?
:22:49
- Tepper?
- Yeah.

:22:51
I'm Avery Phillips. I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.

:22:55
In New York City,
this doesn't happen.

:22:56
- You're a good soul.
- It's no problem.


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