:12:00
Two canbe
asbadas one
:12:03
Its theloneliestnumber
since thenumberone
:12:13
[ Bird Squawking ]
:12:15
Nois
thesaddestexperience
:12:18
YoulleverKnow
:12:22
Yes, its
thesaddestexperience
:12:26
YoulleverKnow
:12:30
Cause one
is theloneliestnumber
:12:33
Thatyoulleverdo
:12:37
Oneis
theloneliestnumber
:12:41
Whoa-ohh
worse than two
:12:50
And so, the summer season
officially begins...
:12:53
with kids all over the country
rushing offto camp.
:12:56
In other news, the national
No Recess movement...
:12:59
has hit a serious
stumbling block...
:13:01
with the disappearance
ofits leader,
:13:03
former Secretary of Education
Phillium Benedict.
:13:06
Benedict, fired by the president
twoyears ago for his extremist views,
has recently been--
:13:09
No recess ?
What a bunch ofhogwash.
:13:12
[ Yawns ]
Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
:13:14
Areyoujust getting up now ?
Geez, youre sleeping away
yourwhole vacation.
:13:17
Why dontyou go play
with your friends ?
:13:20
What friends ? The ones
who abandoned me and went to camp ?
:13:22
Now, T.J., I know there are
other boys around this summer.
:13:25
Mrs. Ween says Randall is available.
Doyou want me to make a play date ?
:13:28
- A play date ?
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
:13:30
Bye, T-Jerk.
:13:31
Now, Becky, be nice
toyour little brother.
:13:33
Hes feeling S-A-D right now.
:13:35
- I can spell, Mom.
- Well, unlike some kids,
I gotta get to work.
:13:39
Mr. Walsh says ifI can
master the Vatman 2000,
:13:42
Ill be assistant manager
by the end ofthe summer,
and you know what that means--
:13:45
Ill get to drive
the Floppy Burger truck.
:13:47
Boy, shes sure
aiming for the stars.
:13:49
At least shes not sitting
around the house, moping all summer.
:13:57
Going to a play date
with Randall.
:13:59
Man, I cant believe
I sunk this low.