:19:01
Oh, how I dream ofthe mustache fuzz
onJimmys sweaty lips...
:19:05
glistening as he cooks in the light
ofa dozen hamburger heat lamps.
:19:08
- Hey, thats my diary ! Give me that !
- Ah-ah-ah. Ive got copies.
:19:11
Eitheryou give me a ride,
or this baby hits the Internet.
:19:21
Getyourmotorrunnin
:19:25
Headouton thehighway
:19:27
ThanKs fordrivingme, BecKy.
:19:28
Youre thesweetestbigsister
aKidcouldasK for.
:19:31
Andyouare theannoyingpetmonKey
I wish Inevergot!
:19:34
Hey, I trytoKeep things
interesting.
:19:36
Nextreststop, pullin.
Igotta taKe care ofbusiness.
:19:42
Get that front leg up,
Biggles.
:19:44
You call that a pitch,
Hornsby ?
:19:46
Come on, La Salle !
Throw it, dont aim it !
:19:49
I know, I know !
:19:51
Man, I can pitchjust fine
when Im with my friends.
:19:54
Psst! Psst!
:19:56
- T.J., what areyou doing here ?
- You gotta come back to town.
Its an emergency.
:19:59
What ? I cantjust leave.
:20:01
Something weird
is going on at school.
:20:04
- Principal Prickly got dematerialized.
- Dematerialized ?
:20:06
- T.J., youre crazy.
- Am I ?
:20:10
Mt. Van Buren ? Thats 20 miles away.
Im not taking you there.
:20:14
Dear Diary,
I dreamed ofJimmy again.
:20:16
He was rocking me so gently,
:20:18
-just like he rocks the grease off
a basket ofhot and steamy onion rings.
- [ Moans ]
:20:22
- Whoa ! Let me look at that.
-Jerks.
:20:32
Hey, you kids ! Get away from
that fake Martian landscape !
:20:35
- Miss Director ! Miss Director !
- What is it now, Gretchen ?
:20:38
Ive been studying the moon with the
200-inch telescope at the observatory,
:20:42
and Ive detected some peculiar
eccentricities in its orbit.
:20:45
Gretchen, maybeyou should try out one
ofthese neat antigravity harnesses.
:20:49
The other kids love em,
:20:51
and look, you can even do back flips,
Just like real astronauts.
:20:54
But--
:20:56
[ Sighs ]
Why do I bother ?
:20:58
Becauseyoure driven
by a passionate desire for knowledge ?