:20:01
Something weird
is going on at school.
:20:04
- Principal Prickly got dematerialized.
- Dematerialized ?
:20:06
- T.J., youre crazy.
- Am I ?
:20:10
Mt. Van Buren ? Thats 20 miles away.
Im not taking you there.
:20:14
Dear Diary,
I dreamed ofJimmy again.
:20:16
He was rocking me so gently,
:20:18
-just like he rocks the grease off
a basket ofhot and steamy onion rings.
- [ Moans ]
:20:22
- Whoa ! Let me look at that.
-Jerks.
:20:32
Hey, you kids ! Get away from
that fake Martian landscape !
:20:35
- Miss Director ! Miss Director !
- What is it now, Gretchen ?
:20:38
Ive been studying the moon with the
200-inch telescope at the observatory,
:20:42
and Ive detected some peculiar
eccentricities in its orbit.
:20:45
Gretchen, maybeyou should try out one
ofthese neat antigravity harnesses.
:20:49
The other kids love em,
:20:51
and look, you can even do back flips,
Just like real astronauts.
:20:54
But--
:20:56
[ Sighs ]
Why do I bother ?
:20:58
Becauseyoure driven
by a passionate desire for knowledge ?
:21:00
T.J. ? Vince ?
What areyou guys doing here ?
:21:02
Youre not gonna
believe this, but--
:21:04
- Dematerialized ?
-Just like out ofStar TreK.
:21:07
Fascinating.
:21:08
¯ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ¯
:21:11
- ¯ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ¯
- ¯ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ¯
:21:14
¯ Mi, mi, mi, mi-- ¯
[ Whispering ]
:21:16
Me ?
:21:17
Look out, marshals !
Here comes the flying press !
:21:21
[ Grunts ]
:21:28
Youareapathetic excuse
forasoldier, Griswald!
:21:31
You will never be a leader !
Now, stand at attention until I return !
:21:34
And do not move a muscle !
Doyou hear me ? Not a muscle !
:21:50
- Thanks a lot, sis.
- You owe me gas money.
:21:54
- Okay, Teej, whats this
big secret plot ofyours ?
- Follow me.