Then we call in the feds
and, bang, we got ’em.
Onlyoneproblem--
Whataboutcamp ?
Oh, yeah. Ifmy dad finds out
I’ve gone AWOL, he’ll throw me
in the brig till September.
Not to worry. I’ll get Becky to drive
you back to camp in the morning.
Then at night we’ll pickyou up again.
Campers by day, spies by night.
But what ifthe camp counselors
notice we’re not there ?
Leave that to me.
- Call foryou, sir.
- Give me that.
- Captain Brad here.
- Bradley. This is Colonel O’Malley.
- Colonel O’Malley ?
- Your commanding officer !
Oh ! Yes, sir !
Sorry, sir !
Ihearyou’vegotasoldiertherenamed
Griswald. Goodman. One ofthebest.
- H-He is ?
- You heard me ! He’s officer material.
I’ve had my eyes on him
foryears.
Now, pay attention, Bradley. I’ve got
Griswald on special assignment tonight.
- When he gets back to camp,
act like nothing’s happened.
- Yes, sir !
And you’d better start making his bed
and spit-shining his shoes as well.
That’s all for now.
Carry on.

Okay, Spinelli, you’re next.
¯ Someone’s wrestling
My Lord ¯
¯ Kumbayah ¯
¯ Heads are smashing
My Lord ¯
-[Phone Rings]
- ¯ Kumbayah ¯
Speak to me.
- ¯ Bones are cracking, My Lord ¯
- Yeah ? Yeah ?
- I’ll cover foryou, Spinelli,
but it’s gonna costyou.
- ¯ Kumbayah ¯¯
Oh, like, that is such the wrong
color forVince. Put the blue one on.
AshleyA, you totally
know how to accessorize.
[ Boys Snoring ]
[ Whispering, Muttering ]