:53:03
Wow, I cant believe
my little brother...
:53:05
actually stumbled on
a real, live evil conspiracy.
:53:07
- Thats ourTheodore.
- You should see the crates
ofsoda they left back there.
:53:11
And boxes ofmustard
and ketchup too.
:53:14
Mmm, tomato-ey.
:53:16
Hey, thats stuffs the property of
Floppy Burger International.
:53:19
Quityour gabbin and step on it.
We need reinforcements.
:53:25
[Cheering, Shouting]
:53:30
[Cheering, Shouting]
:53:41
[Finster] Im tellingyou,
a troop ofninja warriors...
:53:44
is using3rdStreetSchoolas
asecretjujitsu trainingground.
:53:47
- Ninja warriors. Elementary school.
- [ Snickering ]
:53:51
Jujitsu training ground ?
:53:53
Hey, lady, arentyou forgetting
the magic laser beam ?
:53:57
- Im serious !
- So are we.
:53:59
Hey, I got an idea-- Why dontyou
go home, get some rest...
:54:02
and well make a personal call
toJackie Chan.
:54:05
Yeah, hes the perfect man
for ajob like this.
:54:08
Im telling ya, something is
going on in that school !
:54:11
Help ! Help !
Somebody get us outta here !
:54:14
- Calm down, Detweiler.
- Calm down ?
:54:16
Were locked in a giant birdcage
while a madmans trying to
destroy summervacation,
:54:19
and you want me
to calm down ?
:54:21
- I understand, but I--
- How can you understand ?
Yourejust a grownup.
:54:24
What doyou know
about summervacation ?
:54:27
Ill letyou in on
a little secret, Detweiler.
:54:30
Every adultyouve ever known
was a kid some time in his life.
:54:33
You thinkwe dont
remember summervacation ?
:54:36
Riding bikes by the creek ?
Catching polliwogs in ajar ?
Camping out under the stars ?
:54:40
Well, youre wrong.
:54:42
Some days I sit in my office, looking
out atyou kids on the playground,
:54:46
and I think, They dont know
how good theyve got it.
:54:49
In a fewyears, theyre all
going to be grownups, like me,
:54:52
and all those good times will
Just be memories for them too.
:54:55
So go ahead, put a whoopee cushion in my
chair, cover my carpet with fake vomit,
:54:58
make fun of
my big, saggy butt.