:31:00
Let me guess.
You use it to play solitaire.
:31:04
I used to date the six of spades.
:31:07
I love where you live.
:31:09
It's just what I thought it would be--
a grimy little rat hole.
:31:13
Oh, thank you.
I'll tell my decorator you said that.
:31:16
It's the effect we were going for.
:31:18
You dying to see my,
uh, strawberry mark?
:31:21
If it's in the same spot it was this
afternoon, I'd like to check it out.
:31:24
This is truly a novelty for me.
:31:26
I'm used to pent houses and yachts--
:31:29
gorgeous European lovers who buy me
presents and sweep me off my feet.
:31:33
And yet, somehow, I find it strangely
exciting standing here...
:31:37
in a grungy hovel
with a myopic insurance clerk.
:31:42
I know there's a compliment in there.
I just don't know where it is.
:31:47
You gonna take that coat off?
:31:50
It hasn't rained in
this apartment in 20 years.
:31:57
Oh, well.
[ Clears Throat]
:32:01
What do you think?
:32:03
If I happen to pass away
while we're doing anything,
:32:07
just have the embalmer
leave the smile on my face.
:32:11
- [Phone Ringing]
- Perfect timing.
:32:15
I'll slip into something a little more
comfortable, wait for you in bed.
:32:18
More comfortable than that? What are
you going to put on, Jergens lotion?
:32:23
- Hello?
- [ Magician ] Constantinople.
:32:27
You are in the power
of the Jade Scorpion.
:32:30
You will proceed to
the Dill worth mansion.
:32:34
You will enter and open the safe.
:32:42
Have you ever heard of an Indian book
called the Kama Sutra?
:32:46
I'm sorry, Laura, but we're going to
have to postpone our little rendezvous.
:32:51
- Pardon me?
- I just recalled a previous engagement.
:32:54
I hope you don't mind.
The doorman will get you a taxi.
:32:58
- I had a wonderful evening.
Thank you very much.
- You are jokin', of course.