1:13:03
That's funny, 'cause I've had some
crazy dreams myself lately.
1:13:06
I dreamed we were finally together.
1:13:08
Really? You and Magruder?
It's a match made in heaven.
1:13:12
By a retarded angel, but in heaven.
1:13:14
You misunderstand me. I dreamed
you and I finally wound up together.
1:13:18
You-- That's funny,
'cause I didn't hear any screaming.
1:13:21
From the first minute I met you,
1:13:23
a voice inside me said
I finally found what I've been
searching for my whole life.
1:13:27
What's that?
A roach, a vermin, a little inchworm?
1:13:30
A black-- Or did I call you
a black widow spider?
1:13:33
I knew that sooner or later, you and I
would wind up in each other's arms.
1:13:38
Hey, have you been gargling
with tequila?
1:13:41
- [ Clicks Radio On ]
- You're a very romantic man.
1:13:46
What did you smoke before I woke up?
1:13:48
Suppose I told you I had
the most passionate crush on you
I've ever felt for any man.
1:13:54
I'd fear for my life,
'cause I'd think it was a setup.
1:13:57
They were playing this song
the first time you and I had
drinks together at Rocky's Bar.
1:14:02
You remember what they were playing
at Rocky's Bar?
1:14:04
Not that I didn't have
a good time there, but I didn't.
1:14:06
My passion for you is so intense,
it scares me.
1:14:10
Can't you see I've submerged it...
1:14:12
under a mask of hostile acts
and cruel words?
1:14:16
Don't worry about it, 'cause I-I-I
never really took it seriously.
1:14:19
When you said you wanted to crush me
like an insect under your heel,
1:14:22
that was just your way of saying,
"Back off a little. "
1:14:25
Couldn't you see I was
just protecting myself?
1:14:27
- Miss Fitzgerald--
- Call me Betty Ann.
1:14:30
Look, Betty Ann,
I hate to be a killjoy, but, but, uh--
1:14:33
If this is some kind of scheme
to take adv-- it's not very subtle.
1:14:36
You're the man I'm gonna marry.
I've known it since the first
moment I laid eyes on you.
1:14:40
if you're gonna marry me,
we should call Bellevue.
1:14:42
You need a little
electric shock, honey.
1:14:44
- Would you kiss me?
- Me?
1:14:46
You want me to lay a wet one on you?
1:14:49
I've always imagined if you took me
in your arms and kissed me,
1:14:52
I could finally feel those fireworks
people talk about.
1:14:54
- Is this the way you are
- away from the office?
- What Are you thinking?
1:14:58
I'm thinking that it's a pity
we hate each other.