The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
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1:16:02
Listen, buster, don't call me "toots. "
1:16:04
I don't like it
any better than "sweetheart. "

1:16:06
I'm not one of those available
Annies who sits on your lap
while you give dictation.

1:16:10
What did you do, sneak in here
and slip into my arms?

1:16:13
Hey, what's going on? You tried to
undress me last night and kiss me.

1:16:18
- What Are you talking about?
- You came in here and passed out.
- And now the news.

1:16:21
- I'm confused.
- The elusive jewel thief...

1:16:24
responsible for robbing the Kensington
and Dillworth fortunes this week...

1:16:27
has struck again.
1:16:29
C.W. Briggs, a former employee
of North Coast Fidelity and
Casualty Company of New York,

1:16:34
is the chief suspect in the robbery
of the latest victim,

1:16:36
Adrian Greenwood of Manhattan.
1:16:39
The details of the crime were
the same as the first two this week.

1:16:42
In addition to over
a million dollars in jewelry,

1:16:45
the thief got away
with a like amount of cash.

1:16:47
Police had recovered the jewels
from the earlier burglaries,

1:16:51
which led to the capture and arrest
of the prime suspect, C.W. Briggs.

1:16:55
So that's why you escaped
from the police.

1:16:57
Not to try to prove your innocence,
but because you had unfinished business.

1:17:00
What kind of business?
I was here with you!

1:17:02
Yeah, well, for some reason,
I'm having trouble remembering
all of that, but I was asleep.

1:17:06
Even if you came here to sleep,
you could have awakened,

1:17:09
robbed these people and then come back.
1:17:11
- You just used this as a safe haven!
- I could have,

1:17:14
but I didn't.
1:17:16
You tried to undress me and kiss me.
1:17:18
You are feeding me the wrong lie.
1:17:20
I've never tried
to undress you in my life,

1:17:23
and I wouldn't kiss you
if we were marooned
on a desert island for 20 years.

1:17:26
We would never be marooned for 20 years,
'cause after 20 minutes,

1:17:29
I'd make a bow and arrow and kill you.
1:17:31
What Are you thinking? I'm marrying
Chris Magruder, for God's sakes.

1:17:35
- You are?
- Yes.

1:17:38
We've set a spring date,
as soon as his divorce is final.

1:17:40
So if I was undressing you
or trying to kiss you,

1:17:43
I must have multiple personalities.
1:17:45
if you marry Chris Magruder,
you have multiple stupidity.

1:17:50
Uh, yeah, it must have been
the booze last night,

1:17:53
but you were like a changed person,
and a much better one.

1:17:56
I'm gonna take a shower, and if
you're not gone when I get out,
I'm calling my local precinct.


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