1:35:02
Whatever could make you think
I could, in my wildest dreams,
think of you that way, you--
1:35:07
Yeah, I know. " Nearsighted little
cockroach, " or something like that.
1:35:10
But can't you see the venom under that?
That's the beauty.
1:35:12
Betty, let's go.
C.W. leave here at once.
1:35:14
I think your idea of moving
on professionally wasn't so crazy.
1:35:18
Hey, look, I'm opening up to you.
1:35:20
I'm putting my heart in your hands.
1:35:22
I've been difficult because
I feared you, just like you feared me.
1:35:25
Because underneath, we know this is
the real thing, and it terrifies us.
1:35:29
Yes, I fear you.
You and Boris Karloff.
1:35:31
- [ Sighs ]
- Out of the way, C.W.
1:35:33
Your heroics do not entitle you
to be an obnoxious boor.
1:35:35
How can a man confessing love
be an obnoxious boor?
1:35:38
[ Scoffs ]
I'm afraid Betty and I have big plans,
1:35:41
and they don't include you.
1:35:43
I- I-- You wanna spend the rest of
your life married to the wrong guy?
1:35:46
What makes you think I'd marry you
even if I wasn't gonna marry him?
1:35:49
- Stop talking about me
- like I'm not here.
- Because it's me you love.
1:35:52
[ Scoffs ] You are too old for me.
You are too nearsighted for me.
1:35:56
- You're too short for me.
- You're leaving out the best part.
1:35:58
- I'm also losing my hair.
- All right, C.W. Good-bye.
1:36:02
- And I mean for good.
- Wait-- Wait a minute.
1:36:04
[ Stammering ] Betty Ann.
Betty Ann, where Are you going?
1:36:07
- Madagascar?
- Someone call the plane
and tell them we might be late.
1:36:13
You go ahead, Chris.
1:36:17
I'm staying here.
1:36:19
[Magruder]
What?
1:36:21
I'm staying with C.W.
1:36:24
We have an announcement to make.
1:36:28
Betty Ann, you have
a crazy look in your eye.
1:36:32
I've never felt
so normal in my life.
1:36:35
I can't guarantee that every time
I kiss you there's gonna be fireworks.
1:36:40
I think I fell in love with you
the first second I laid eyes on you.
1:36:44
I want this woman helped!
Get an ambulance!
1:36:47
Uh, Miss Burke. Call my wife's attorney.
Have him halt the separation.
1:36:50
- I see trouble on the horizon.
- Don't worry, Mr. Magruder.
1:36:53
She'll take you back. There'll be a few
new ground rules, but you can adapt.
1:36:56
- Gosh, so much passion
- in a lousy insurance office.
- I know.
1:36:59
- No kiddin'.
- You never know.