:17:13
Man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
They each get pissed.
:17:18
The giraffe falls over.
:17:20
The man goes to leave and the barman says
''Oi! You can't leave that lying there.''
:17:25
He says ''No, it's not a lion. It's a giraffe''.
:17:36
He's completely humourless.
:17:39
You two should get on like a house on fire.
:17:43
So who are you?
:17:46
You're from the hospital.
:17:48
- Are you a doctor?
- He's not a doctor. He's a patient.
:17:52
I'm a bicycle courier.
:17:56
I was riding a package from Farringdon to
Shaftesbury Avenue and a car cut across me.
:18:02
Then I wake up today in hospital.
I wake up and I'm...
:18:06
I'm hallucinating or I'm...
:18:09
What's your name?
:18:12
Jim.
:18:14
I'm Mark. This is Selena.
:18:21
OK, Jim.
:18:28
I've got some bad news.
:18:30
It started as rioting, and right from
the beginning you knew this was different.
:18:36
Because it was happening
in small villages, market towns.
:18:41
And then it wasn't on the TV any more.
:18:44
It was in the street outside.
It was coming through your windows.
:18:48
It was a virus.
:18:50
An infection.
:18:52
You didn't need a doctor to tell you that.
:18:55
It was the blood.
:18:57
There was something in the blood.