1:11:04
Hat.
1:11:06
So, what have we here?
1:11:12
Tinned ham, tinned peas, tinned beans and...
1:11:19
- Nice one, Doris!
- Omelette!
1:11:22
- It's a feast, Jones.
- Honour of our guests.
1:11:25
Absolutely. I was going to propose a toast
1:11:28
but this omelette will do just as well.
1:11:33
- To new friends.
- New friends.
1:11:46
Jones, did you notice while cooking
that these eggs were off?
1:11:49
I thought the salt might cover the taste, sir.
1:11:53
Get rid of it.
1:11:57
Doris, you twat.
1:11:59
I don't suppose you can cook, can you?
1:12:03
I can't tell you how badly we need
someone with a little flair in the kitchen.
1:12:08
What a fucking disappointment.
I saw those eggs, I thought it was Christmas.
1:12:13
We'll have eggs again.
Once everything's back to normal.
1:12:16
You muppet! Look at him, eh?
1:12:19
He's still waiting
for Marks and Spencer's to reopen.
1:12:23
- You don't know nothing.
- I think Bill's got a point.
1:12:27
If you look at the whole life of the planet,
1:12:30
we...
1:12:32
you know, Man has only been around
for a few blinks of an eye.
1:12:37
So if the infection wipes us all out,
1:12:40
that is a return to normality.
1:12:46
- That what you meant, Bill?
- Yeah, yeah.
1:12:49
Have you met our New Age sergeant?
1:12:52
Our spiritual guru.
1:12:55
Tell me, Farrell, exactly why
did you join the army in the first place?