:30:00
-Yeah. It's my new thing.
-New thing?
:30:02
Well, there was a party...
:30:07
[Sighs]
:30:08
Don't you ever feel like
you just keep meeting...
:30:10
the same exact people
over and over?
:30:13
Like people that went
to this kind of college...
:30:15
And now work
that kind of job, right?
:30:17
Yeah.
:30:20
I want to have a party
with a list at the door...
:30:23
of all my friends
and friends of friends...
:30:24
and if you're on that list...
:30:26
or you know somebody
on that list...
:30:28
then you cannot come in.
:30:30
[Laughs]
:30:31
How do you know
I'm not on that list?
:30:35
Nobody on that list
would have talked to me...
:30:37
like you did last week.
:30:38
Or not talked to me.
:30:40
[Laughs]
Fair enough, fair enough.
:30:45
So, what do you do
for laundry money?
:30:48
I'm a cyber nanny.
:30:51
What--what's that?
:30:53
I spend all day looking
for pornography on the web.
:30:56
All right, say you have
a ten-year-old kid...
:30:58
with an Imac and a browser, and
she searches ''Girlfriends''...
:31:01
and then gets
lesbian mud wrestling.
:31:04
-Probably not the best thing.
-But you can't avoid it.
:31:07
Like today,
I ran a search for ''sandbox''...
:31:08
and got ''eat my box''...
:31:11
''Sandy's hot box''...
:31:13
and my favorite,
''vagina beach.''
:31:16
My job is to find the site
and block it out.
:31:21
So, you have to look at
these sex sites all day long?
:31:24
Yeah. All day.
:31:28
Drive you crazy after a while?
:31:29
Yeah.
Some days I think...
:31:31
that if I have to look
at another blowjob I'll scream.
:31:33
God, yes.
Same thing happens to me.
:31:36
[Laughs]
:31:38
[Laughs]
:31:40
What, you're going
on a date with her?
:31:41
What, you're going
on a date with her?
:31:42
Isn't that kind of getting
in the way of your thing?
:31:45
-No, not at all.
-So you're not into her?
:31:48
Oh, I'm totally into her.
:31:49
So how can you
not want to fuck her?
:31:51
Listen, you haven't heard
a word I said.
:31:53
It's perfect the way it is,
and she's amazing...
:31:56
and we are
totally connecting...
:31:58
and it's not a sexual thing,
not for either of us.